SARAH MORRISON'S TOP TEN HOTTEST DJS

(Disclaimer: AM Adam went on some rant one evening about how DJs are generally unattractive dudes. No one notices them at the club in college, so they start getting “real good” with their records in their dorm rooms. Then Bam ladies, you are fucking the DJ/some dude who you wouldn’t let buy you a drink six months ago. SWEET RIDE! I am going to take the other tip here, I am going to list the hottest dudes that DJ. There are some pretty boys out there, too. This is about their bodies, not their remixes, k thx)

JACKSON from MISSHAPES - The blonde 16 year old appeals to east coast girls who totally want to do the Cunningham twins, but hate LA too much to do so.

JOSH from FLOSSTRADAMUS - Josh is cute. I like his style too. Girls freak out about this kid, until they watch him go home with Amanda Blank at the end of the night.

DIPLO - Wes has a dreamy southern accent. When he communicates in type, I find it a waste. I want him to record my outgoing voicemail message and want every incoming call to be him.

KLEVER - I don't like red heads. I am usually not into really white dudes EITHER, but this boy is cute. He was talking to me in one of those American Apparel mesh tank-tops one afternoon, and I couldn’t stop staring at his nipples. I used to hate anything and everything mesh. It stopped when I realized mesh is like ALMOST naked.

SKEET SKEET - He's like a hotter version of the dude from the Truth commercials. Ladies love Trevor. I could never love Trevor because I caught onto his game to soon. He does this whole “so fake embarrassed” thing when girls roll by. They eat that shit up. Sometimes I watch it for fun.

BLAQSTARR - Wes introduced me to Jamal one night. I was not really prepared. I could sorta still hear him saying (in slow motion), “Sarah Morrison this is Blaqstarr,” I just stared into his eyes, picturing how pretty our babies would be.

MIKE from YOUNG AMERICANS/CLASSIXX - Mike gets the most girls who actually come up to me insisting I introduce them to one another, out of any DJ I have ever done any event with.

DAN OH - Dan looks like John Legend and/or Diplo’s manager. He would actually be number 1 on my DJ best dressed list. The only reason I have not had sex with Dan is, Gina.

PAPARAZZI/LE CASTLE VANIA - Caesar/Dylan are indie teen heartthrobs. Dim Mak hoodies, mini-back packs, Cobrasnake Oh My! Either, could totally talk to you about Paramore, and feed you Sparks till you fell asleep in their arms.

BLAKE MILLER - Blake is like Matthew McConaughey’s character in Dazed and Confused. “Blake gets older, LA’s “Behind the DJ Booth girls” stay the same age.