SO AFTER TAKING A SUMMER OFF, HAVING COMPUTERS EXPLODE ON ME, GETTING THREATENED BY GANGLAND TERRORISTS, AND TOO MANY SHOWS TO REMEMBER WE ARE BACK.

OK, SO ALL OF US AT 1/2ALIVE UP HERE IN VANCOUVER HAVE BEEN PRETTY MUCH SWAMPED WITH OUR FRIDAY, 1/2ALIVE, AT RICHARDS ON RICHARDS GETTING OUTTA THE HOOD.

AFTER TOO MANY FUN YEARS IN THE HEROIN DISTRICT/EAST END WE DECIDED THAT MAYBE WE SHOULD BE HAVING FUN IN BARS THAT WEREN'T OWNED BY PRETTY MUCH THE SHADIEST PEOPLE YOU CAN POSSIBLY MEET AND WE HAVE TAKEN OVER PROBABLY ALL OF US AT 1/2ALIVE'S FAVE VENUE IN VANCOUVER, RICHARDS ON RICHARDS.

IT'S CLEAN(AKA DOORS ON THE TOILET STALLS/THERE ARE TOILETS), NO ONE'S BIKES HAVE BEEN STOLEN OUTSIDE(!) AND THE MAYOR OF VANCOUVER LIVES RIGHT BEHIND RICHARDS ON RICHARDS, SO WE FEEL LIKE WE FINALLY MADE IT.

OK SO ALL OF US AT 1/2ALIVE HAVE BEEN MAKING SONGS ALL SUMMER. THERE ARE A BUNCH BELOW PLUS SOME MIXTAPES TO PLAY ALL THE TIME.

AND ALL YOU DEEJAYS, WHO STILL PLAY SONGS WITH WORDS AND PRETTY SOUNDS, I WOULD SUGGEST GETTING HOOKED ON US.

BELOW WE HAVE TYLER FEDCHUK'S PRETTY AMAZING LIL CLUB EDITS OF THE NEW TEGAN AND SARA AND ALSO A LIL IHEARTCOMIX THEMED NEW INDIE KID 1/2ALIVE EDIT OF THE MATT&KIM SONG "NO MORE LONG YEARS"(THE RISK REMIX)!

TONY X HAS BOOTYSHAKED UP EURYTHMIC'S "SWEET DREAMS". MANDATORY FOR DJ'S HERE.

AND THERE ARE TWO MY!GAY!HUSBAND! EDITS. ONE IS FOR THE CLUB. ONE IS FOR GIRLS TO ADD TO THEIR PROFILE ON MYSPACE. THE FEIST ONE IS A BOOTYSHAKE POP EDIT OF "MY MOON MY MAN" THAT'S BEEN COMBINED WITH THE MANO PRODUCED INSTRUMENTAL TO HOLLYWOOD HOLT'S ANTHEM "BANG THAT" THAT CAME OUT TWO SUMMERS AGO AND IS THE BEST. AND OTHER IS JUST A LIL GETUPKID EDIT OF MICHELLE BY THE BEATLES. JOKES!

OH AND A MIXTAPES WITH LOTS OF NICE SONGS BY ROXY MUSIC, NEW ORDER, TOUGH ALLIANCE AND STUFF THAT YOU WILL LIKE TO LISTEN TO OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

WE WILL BE POSTING LOTS OF NEW STUFF, AND LOTS OF OLD STUFF AND LOTS OF CANADIAN STUFF SINCE YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T HEARD IT, SINCE WE HAVE NO COOL MAGAZINES UP HERE SINCE THERE ARE NO ADVERTISERS UP SINCE THERE ARE NO PEOPLE UP HERE SINCE ITS SO FUCKING COLD ALL THE TIME.

BUT THE KIDS THAT ARE UP HERE ARE THE BEST AND YOU CAN BRAG YOUR INTO POST 20TH CENTURY CANADIAN INDEPENDENT CULTURE.

HIYO!

MY!GAY!HUSBAND!'s NEW STUFF: The Beatles - Michelle (MY!GAY!HUSBAND! 1/2ALIVE BMORE/GIRLMORE DEMO)

Feist - My Moon My Man (MY!GAY!HUSBAND! WEheartHOLLYWOODHOLT 1/2ALIVE EDIT aka LAST THING I POSTED ON IHEARTCOMIX.COM IN JUNE EDIT)

MY!GAY!HUSBAND! "MY OLD FRIENDS DON'T LIKE THIS NEW RAVE" MIXTAPE

TYLER FEDCHUK'S NEW STUFF:

Tegan & Sara - Back In Your Head (Tyler Fedchuk's 1/2ALIVE Disco Remix)

Matt & Kim - No More Long Years (The Risk Remix) *** TYLER FEDCHUK'S 1/2ALIVE edit

TONY X's NEW STUFF:

Eurythmics - Sweet Dreams (Tony X's 1/2ALIVE edit)

+ THE OFFICIAL 1/2ALIVE RAVERAP MIXTAPE! 1/2ALIVE - the raverap mixtape

tracklisting: mims - this is why i'm hot (1/2ALIVE edit)
dead prez - drink on smoke on (unknown edit)
kid sister - control (1/2ALIVE edit)
trick daddy - jump on the dick (them jeans edit)
pharell feat. fam-lay - let it drop (red foxx chopped + fx'd edit)
the rapture - w.a.y.u.h. (simian mobile disco remix)
lil john & ying yang twins - get low (tyler fedchuk's 1/2ALIVE edit)
master p - them jeans (tyler fedchuk's 1/2ALIVE edit)
rich boy - throw some d's (joe medium disco edit)
NIYI - 808 klap
ludacris - roll out (my!gay!husband!'s 1/2ALIVE edit)
thunderheist - jerkit
purple ribbon all stars - kryptonite (tyler fedchuk's 1/2ALIVE edit)
intoxicated - burn it down (hatchmatik's burn down the club edit)
quad city dj's feat. MSTRKRFT - get on the rave (tyler fedchuk's 1/2ALIVE edit)
yo majesty - club action (tyler fedchuk's 1/2ALIVE rave breakdown edit)
crime mob - knuck if you buck (tyler fedchuk's 1/2ALIVE edit)
lil john & eastside boyz - act a fool (flosstradamus edit)