Happy Valentines day to all of you! Well, to some of you, the rest of you bitter people who have noone to spend this absolutley lame holiday with, I salute you, join the club, let's go out tonight and bump nasties on the dancefloor. If you mange to woo someone home, throw these guaranteed panty droppers on the ol' living room speakers.....

I first heard this song by Aim a couple of years back on satellite radio(yes I fell for that crap), for some reason I fell in love with it and have had it on my iPOD since then, definitely something to play for the old lady, or anyone you want to “corrupt” as I like to call it.

Aim- Good Disease

This is for you freaks out there, looking to just hook up tonight(yeah thats me), and if you don't know who Gravy Train!! is, well, you're about to be educated. If you're lucky enough to be in SF they are playing at the Knockout on friday night!! Party hard(in your pants)!!!

Gravy Train!!- Strip 4 Me

One sappy song is enough for me, here's another one for doing “it” standing up. Can you turn a dirty hip hop song into a dicoish classic?? Hell yeah.

Twista&Pharell vs Escort- Give It Up(Hoff's Smoove Remix)

Ladies, hit me up for a good time tonight! Johnny Douche